The Great Warriors Speak

Up in Heaven Alexander the Great, Frederick the Great and Napoleon are looking down on events in Iraq.

Alexander says, "Wow, if only I had just one of Bush's armored divisions, I would definitely have conquered India."

Frederick the Great states, "Surely if I only had a few squadrons of Bush's air force I would have won the
Seven Years War decisively in a matter of weeks."

There is a long pause as three continue to watch events.

Then Napoleon speaks, "And if I only had Fox News, no one would have ever known that I lost the Russia campaign."